Hey mortals, just letting ya know what I'm up to.
Today I was in South Africa, and I made a lady give premature birth to a child IN HER OWN HOUSE. LOL!!! Ah, the miracle of birth. Or in this case, MY MIRACLE OF PREMATURE BIRTH, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Oh, look, it's on CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/08/27/south.africa.strike.babies/index.html